The Last House on the Left (2009)
September 28th 2009 07:28
Hey Darkness lovers, I'm back! Now, first things first; I’m not a fan of Wes Craven’s original exploitative cult B-movie The Last House on the Left (1972). I don’t like the production values, I don’t find the atmosphere very convincing, the acting is dodgy at best, and it’s one of those movies that is a genuinely unpleasant viewing experience, like say I Spit on Your Grave (1978) or Maniac (1980); raw, grimy and . One could argue these elements make the movie memorably horrific, but I’ll champion The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) any day over Craven’s over-rated indulgence.
The Hollywood remake, from the same producers who gave us the re-boots of The Hills Have Eyes (2006) and Friday the 13th (2009) is surprisingly well-made. It has excellent production values, a solid atmosphere and good casting and acting. The tone is consistent, the pivotal rape and murder scene is suitably disturbing, and the scenes of violent retribution are well executed. Overall I was impressed, but I don’t think the movie is very memorable. It doesn’t have that cult zing factor, even with charismatic Garrett Dillahunt playing notorious thug Krug. Plus, there are nagging moments of silliness that so many horror movies are prone.
The basic premise has young Mari Collingwood (Sara Paxton) and her folks, John (Tony Goldwyn) and Emma (Monica Potter) arriving at their holiday retreat, a large lakeside property, the titular last house on the left. Mari is allowed to borrow the family car to drive into the small township several miles away to visit her friend Paige (Martha MacIssac).
Krug has escaped police custody with the savage intervention of his girlfriend Sadie (Riki Lindhome), his brother Francis (Aaron Paul), and his son Justin (Spencer Treat Clark). Later Justin meets Paige and Mari in a convenience store and convinces them to drive him back to his motel where they can purchase some high-grade weed. The three get stoned, and Krug, Francis and Sadie return. Things go rapidly down hill for the two innocent teenage girls.
Greek director Dennis Illiadis’s first feature, Hardcore (2004), impressed the American producers so much so that he was selected after auditioning over one hundred directors. His visual style is strong, suggesting a background in commercials. Early on I was concerned his approach would be overkill; too stylized with his use of focus and editing, but he maintained an edgy and powerful use of mise-en-scene. The is a much better remake than the hugely ordinary Friday the 13th, but not as good as fellow foreigner Alexandre Aja’s intense The Hills Have Eyes remake.
The final scene which has father John delivering the vengeful goods on Krug is unnecessary, and is an odd inclusion, especially since it’s confusing as to when it occurs in the movie’s time-frame. It suggests that John has kept Krug “stashed” and he returns to the property to finish him off, but this is all too absurd considering inevitable police involvement following the Collingwood family’s escape. It almost seems to be simply a gore set-piece to satisfy the audience, and I won’t deny that it isn’t effective (check out the deleted scenes for an additional alternate perspective of the same head explosion), but it’s pretty silly to boot.
Whereas Craven’s original kept the killers in the shadow of the unknown, the screenwriters for the remake provide more exposition to provide the killers personas with more depth of character, and in doing so they become less scary. I was actually hoping Dillahunt’s portrayal of sadistic Krug was going to radiate much more palpable evil than what he exuded on screen. If I give Craven’s original version any kudos, it will definitely be David Hess’s performance as Krug, a truly nasty and revolting piece of work.
Craven’s movie is genuinely more upsetting and reprehensible, I’ll give it that. But Illiadis’s remake is a more “entertaining” horror movie (if I can be so bold and provocative). Still, neither movie comes close to the nightmarish power of I'll Never Die Alone (2008). Rape revenge movies are a difficult sub-genre to recommend, and they’ll never make decent date flicks. The morals are float in a most dubious grey area. The Collingwood parents make some curious decisions.
I find it curious as to what criteria decides whether a movie will get a theatrical or a straight-to-DVD release. Why should this movie end up on surfacing on the DVD shelf down under, yet the remakes of Friday the 13th and The Hills Have Eyes get cinema releases? Why does so much crap get viewed on the big screen, and numerous gems get relegated to the small screen? I’m gonna check out the remake of (The House on) Sorority Row (2009)at the movies (is that because Bruce’s daughter Rumor Willis is one of the leads??), yet I’ll have to rent the Oscar-nominated Austrian revenge drama Revanche (2008) on DVD. Go figure.
Here's the trailer:
The Hollywood remake, from the same producers who gave us the re-boots of The Hills Have Eyes (2006) and Friday the 13th (2009) is surprisingly well-made. It has excellent production values, a solid atmosphere and good casting and acting. The tone is consistent, the pivotal rape and murder scene is suitably disturbing, and the scenes of violent retribution are well executed. Overall I was impressed, but I don’t think the movie is very memorable. It doesn’t have that cult zing factor, even with charismatic Garrett Dillahunt playing notorious thug Krug. Plus, there are nagging moments of silliness that so many horror movies are prone.
The basic premise has young Mari Collingwood (Sara Paxton) and her folks, John (Tony Goldwyn) and Emma (Monica Potter) arriving at their holiday retreat, a large lakeside property, the titular last house on the left. Mari is allowed to borrow the family car to drive into the small township several miles away to visit her friend Paige (Martha MacIssac).
Krug has escaped police custody with the savage intervention of his girlfriend Sadie (Riki Lindhome), his brother Francis (Aaron Paul), and his son Justin (Spencer Treat Clark). Later Justin meets Paige and Mari in a convenience store and convinces them to drive him back to his motel where they can purchase some high-grade weed. The three get stoned, and Krug, Francis and Sadie return. Things go rapidly down hill for the two innocent teenage girls.
Greek director Dennis Illiadis’s first feature, Hardcore (2004), impressed the American producers so much so that he was selected after auditioning over one hundred directors. His visual style is strong, suggesting a background in commercials. Early on I was concerned his approach would be overkill; too stylized with his use of focus and editing, but he maintained an edgy and powerful use of mise-en-scene. The is a much better remake than the hugely ordinary Friday the 13th, but not as good as fellow foreigner Alexandre Aja’s intense The Hills Have Eyes remake.
The final scene which has father John delivering the vengeful goods on Krug is unnecessary, and is an odd inclusion, especially since it’s confusing as to when it occurs in the movie’s time-frame. It suggests that John has kept Krug “stashed” and he returns to the property to finish him off, but this is all too absurd considering inevitable police involvement following the Collingwood family’s escape. It almost seems to be simply a gore set-piece to satisfy the audience, and I won’t deny that it isn’t effective (check out the deleted scenes for an additional alternate perspective of the same head explosion), but it’s pretty silly to boot.
Whereas Craven’s original kept the killers in the shadow of the unknown, the screenwriters for the remake provide more exposition to provide the killers personas with more depth of character, and in doing so they become less scary. I was actually hoping Dillahunt’s portrayal of sadistic Krug was going to radiate much more palpable evil than what he exuded on screen. If I give Craven’s original version any kudos, it will definitely be David Hess’s performance as Krug, a truly nasty and revolting piece of work.
Craven’s movie is genuinely more upsetting and reprehensible, I’ll give it that. But Illiadis’s remake is a more “entertaining” horror movie (if I can be so bold and provocative). Still, neither movie comes close to the nightmarish power of I'll Never Die Alone (2008). Rape revenge movies are a difficult sub-genre to recommend, and they’ll never make decent date flicks. The morals are float in a most dubious grey area. The Collingwood parents make some curious decisions.
I find it curious as to what criteria decides whether a movie will get a theatrical or a straight-to-DVD release. Why should this movie end up on surfacing on the DVD shelf down under, yet the remakes of Friday the 13th and The Hills Have Eyes get cinema releases? Why does so much crap get viewed on the big screen, and numerous gems get relegated to the small screen? I’m gonna check out the remake of (The House on) Sorority Row (2009)at the movies (is that because Bruce’s daughter Rumor Willis is one of the leads??), yet I’ll have to rent the Oscar-nominated Austrian revenge drama Revanche (2008) on DVD. Go figure.
Here's the trailer:
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Comment by David O'Connell
Screen Fanatic
It has to be an improvement on the original. To be honest, I despise Craven's early films, they're so utterly shoddy and pretty much unwatchable for the most part.
The talk of another Scream trilogy is laughable. How hard up must those actors be?
Comment by Natalina
My Life My Muse
Beta Girl Blog
I'm going to give it a whirl in short order.
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Cinema Rat
Rat Chat
I reviewed this film myself and hated it. The rape seen was overly long and the acting was woody and the plot predictable. I wouldn't recommend it and certainly not to women.
-CR.
http://www.cinemarat.com
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
I find it curious how rape-revenge movies still hit raw nerves with so many people. It doesn't matter if a woman is tortured ad nauseum in a movie like Hostel: Part II or one of the Saw movies, but sexually assault her and it's immediately taboo.
The sub-genre has its place as long as it's directed effectively and it has context in the movie's bigger picture. Movies like Ms.45 (aka Angel of Vengeance), Irreversible and I'll Never Die Alone are all very intense and disturbing movies, but all are directed with cinematic verve and have powerful contextual impact.
Comment by Cinema Rat
Rat Chat
However its desired impact was achieved right - we're talking about it !
- CR
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
So I gather you had never heard of Wes Craven's 1972 original then? A lot of its notoriety is because it centres around the rape, mutilation and murder of two teenage girls. I think Irreversible, as brilliant as it is, is one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen. The tone and atmosphere, the mise-en-scene, the way the movie is constructed. The graphic murder by fire extinguisher is more horrific than most things I've witnessed in my many years of horror movie viewing, and the extended rape sequence is a nightmare unto itself, yet powerfully directed; rather than the camera taking a subjective stance as is most often the case, it takes an objective stance from a distance and remains that way for the duration, so the viewer is forced to feel more like a witness rather than a participant.
The rape scene in LHOTL is necessary as it is about pushing the envelope of utter corruption of evil over good. You don't expect it, which is why it is shocking. The girls are smart, but naive, playful, but a little mischievous, and we see their world completely destroyed, but the ruining extends to Mari's parents, and when they learn that she was raped as well as beaten then it sends them over the edge. The movie then blurs the line between good and evil as the parents become judge, jury and executioners. Morality, as is the case in real life, is a very grey and often abused area of the conscience.