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"I always do an all-night horror marathon on Saturdays where we start at seven and go until five in the morning." --- Quentin Tarantino ::::::::::: MY CRITERIA FOR DISCUSSION ENCOMPASSES THE HORROR GENRE AND BEYOND, SO I USE THE TERM "NIGHTMARE MOVIES". SPOILERS CAN OCCUR WITH OR WITHOUT WARNING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Happy Birthday To Me

December 19th 2006 22:57
Happy Birthday To Me movie poster
It’s my birthday today, I’m gonna keep the post pretty sweet and deadly ‘cos “It’s mah birthday! It’s mah birthday, I’m gonna party like it’s mah birthday!”

During the 80s slasher heyday there were all manner of stalk’n’slash flicks hitting the big screen, many of them were real hack jobs (pun intended), while others rose to the occasion. One of the above average slasher films was Happy Birthday To Me (1981).

Directed by J. Lee Thompson (Cape Fear, Conquest of Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes) and starring Melissa Sue Anderson (of then hugely popular TV show Little House on the Prairie) as a psychotically troubled teenager dealing with fickle friends and a vengeful unknown killer.

This film was famous for its poster art which featured a horrified young man about to get skewered through the mouth and out the back of his head with a shish kebab, and the tagline “Six of the most bizarre murders you will ever see.”

Well, they aren’t that bizarre, but in keeping with the imaginative skill spree that features in most slasher flicks it’s reasonably inventive (but no Final Destination).

What’s more interesting is the unusual twist the film during the movie’s last quarter. I’m not going to spoil the celebrations by revealing what that is, what do you take me for, some kind of party pooper?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
What I will reveal is that producers were not sure how to finish the film and rumours floated around for years that alternate endings existed, when in reality the producers forced the director to twist the knife far more than the original screenplay had suggested.

The movie has a brisk pace and the set pieces although not especially gory are executed (pun intended, hey, it’s my birthday) well, although another rumour was that the on-screen deaths were a lot more graphic than what was eventually shown in the released version.

The cast includes Hollywood legend Glenn Ford very much slumming it as a psychiatrist. Tracey Bregman as the ever-so-slightly mysterious Ann is a stand-out, while Melissa Anderson provides a suitably ice-eyed unhinged quality to her character.

Happy Birthday To Me may not be the icing on the slasher cake, but it sure as hell pops a decent bottle of horror streamers over the stalk’n’slash proceedings. A bloody good cheese’n’pineapple romp indeed.


* the image on this page is courtesy of www.horreur-movie.com

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Comment by Adrian

December 19th 2006 23:09
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Bryn. Happy birthday to you.

That was a close one, dude. A few more days and you could have been mistaken for Jesus.

Maybe the third magi thought you'd be in the crib:

"Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,
Sealed in the stone cold tomb."

Comment by Adrian

December 19th 2006 23:10
Hang on... Is it actually your birthday, or did I misread your post?

Comment by Cibbuano

December 19th 2006 23:27
happy birthday bryn... don't wear that ugly mask when you go out tonight!


Comment by JohnDoe

December 19th 2006 23:54
nanananana They say its your birthday, nananana your gunna have a good time...

Happy Birthday buddy and a nice review of the film too boot.

Comment by LaurenD

December 20th 2006 00:12
Awww, this was my very first slasher movie.

Very funny, Bryn. Happy birthday, Wolfman. Have a great day! May it be filled with shrieks and chainsaws.

LaurenD

Comment by Tracy

December 20th 2006 00:21
Hi Bryn

Great post as usual, hope you have a brilliant birthday,

Tracy


Comment by The Voices in my Head

December 20th 2006 00:41
*I am dressed as Marilyn Monroe...with a slashed throat and pools of blood on the floor beneath my feet...dripping...dripping...dripping...I sing for you in a breathy voice...(since my throat is slashed and all)"

"Happpy...birthday...Mr..Horrorphile....Happy Birth-day...toooo you..."

Hope you have a WONDERFULLY HORRIFYING birthday!

Voices~


Comment by katyzzz

December 20th 2006 00:57
Happy Birthday, Bryn, Aren't you the smart one?.

So you're going out to-night, how come you didn't invite me?. Age shall not weary her nor custom stale her infinite variety.

katyzzz

Comment by Lilla

December 20th 2006 01:36
Happy Birthday Bryn...

...enjoy the BBQ...

Lilla...

Comment by K.L. Almeroth

December 20th 2006 04:00

Happy Birthday, Dark Prince...

I'll have a beer for you tonight (yes, a beer...not a pink champagne...since it's your birthday, not mine)!

Cheers,
K.L.


Comment by Jessicca

December 20th 2006 04:48
Happy Birthday my friend who lurks in the cool dark areas or the day and with watchful eyes ready to pounce at any potential good horror films. ^_^

Have an enjoyable dark lurky day, dear dark prince. ^_^

Jessicca

Comment by Bryn

December 21st 2006 00:09
The killer awoke at dawn ... He put his boots on ....
The previous night's carnage was a blurred memory of deep dark crimson and grotesque flickering shadows ... His birthday had been absolutely monstrous affair ... Screaming and hollering, the gnawing of bones and tearing of sweet flesh, the drinking of rouge, the scent of carnal corruption ... It was a sensational celebration which spread the length of the day and into the night by the light of the moon where the beasts of decadence and indulgence ravaged him until dawn ....

A very special thankyou to all of you who have thrown your birthday wishes into my lair ... OWWWWWWW!!!! I bay your way in appreciation!

Comment by K.L. Almeroth

December 21st 2006 03:48

Oh, yeah.

You sooo need to write a novel!! A good horror one (obviously...)

I'd read it!

K.L.
P.S. How's the screenplay coming along??
P.P.S. How's the hangover today???

Comment by Always Eighteen

December 21st 2006 13:06
Happy brithday man!

Comment by Bryn

December 22nd 2006 02:16
Cheers Mr. 18!

KL, TY!
screenplay is coming along ... hangover is behind me now ... lol

Comment by Anonymous

January 4th 2007 06:20
Happy belated birthday, luv.

~guess who, just not out loud

Comment by Bryn

January 5th 2007 03:21
Hmmmmm ..... looks under the birthday present wrapping, then under the table .... gingerly looks in the closet .... then carefully opens the trapdoor to the cellar ....

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