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“I don't know how much movies should entertain. To me I'm always interested in movies that scar. The thing I love about Jaws is the fact that I've never gone swimming in the ocean again.” --- David Fincher ::::::::::::: MY CRITERIA FOR DISCUSSION ENCOMPASSES THE HORROR GENRE AND BEYOND, SO I USE THE TERM "NIGHTMARE MOVIES". SPOILERS CAN OCCUR WITH OR WITHOUT WARNING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

MACHETE TRAILERS!

May 10th 2010 01:00
Machete movie teaser poster
One of the things I really liked about Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s original Grindhouse (2007) double-feature release were the couple of fake trailers that proceeded Planet Terror and the several more that played during the “intermission” before Death Proof. My favourite was Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving (and I demand to see the feature!), but other favourite was Rodriguez’s Machete starring pizza-faced Danny Trejo as the titular anti-amigo.

Rodriguez had so much fun making the “fake” trailer that he decided a feature was on the crooked cards. Three years later the feature is about to be unleashed, and it’s now apparent Rodriguez has garnered a motley crew of A-listers slumming it with has-beens; Michelle Rodriguez (no relation to the director), Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, and Steven Seagal. Rose McGowan reprises her role as Cherry Darling from Planet Terror, as does SFX guru Tom Savini as Deputy Tolo, and the Avellan twins, Electra and Elise, return also, this time as Nurse Mona and Sexy Nurse #2, respectively.

Machete movie teaser poster
The new trailer uses most of the footage from the original “fake” trailer, but now intercuts the new footage featuring all the added cast members. Robert De Niro plays the senator Machete has been hired to kill (in the original trailer an unknown actor portrayed the politician in long shot), whilst Michelle Rodriguez plays what looks to be a homage to … in Thriller: A Cruel Picture AKA They Call Her One Eye.

I’m not entirely sold on the idea of using such well-known actors, but no doubt the movie will still be a lot of popcorn-throwing, beer-swillin’, Dutchie-passin’ mischief fun. I just hope it’s as outrageous, politically-incorrect, ultra-violent, and badly cut as the “fake” trailer suggested. Curiously, Rodriguez’s long-time assistant editor Ethan Maniquis has a co-director credit on the movie.

Machete is due for release in the US in September.

Original Grindhouse “fake” trailer:


New official trailer:

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Comment by JohnDoe

May 10th 2010 16:40
We double up again, not surprising when the trailer is aimed at trash masters like you and I.


Comment by Bryn

May 11th 2010 03:08
Touche my friend.

Comment by The Master

May 13th 2010 16:26
Personally I am totally and completely against this film. It's a Racist Mexi-Exploitation Film that uses sterotypes and also ridicules the real Life Activists and Armed Liberation groups in the U.S.A. that are against the Government and the Racist Law in Arizona.

Furthermore, the Republicans use films like this to perpetuate the sterotype that all Mexicans are "violent" and a threat to the state and must be forcibly rermoved. I respect your opinion Bryn but I am boycotting this film and so is everyone else I know.

Comment by Bryn

May 14th 2010 01:01
Hey, come on now, that's exactly what politically-incorrect exploitation trash does ... it pushes buttons, takes no prisoners, and sets out to exhilarate on a base level. I'm not supporting racism, of course, but I think you've missed the point ... Movies like what this movie is emulating, where always meant to be taken with a grain of salt. Come on, what about the whole blaxploitation genre?

Comment by The Master

May 14th 2010 18:12
I understand the purpose, but as it stands with the current Political situation being so volitile it is a powder keg waiting to explode

Comment by Evvy

May 18th 2010 09:37
Honestly, this film is just like one massive joke to be shared with cinephiles the world over and it is definately not going to be influencing the opinions of anyone who DOESN'T already have racist views towards Mexicans.

Anyone with half a brain can see that it's simply going to be a throwback to the days of fantastically un-PC exploitation films and, as such, anyone who would take it seriously is a lost cause anyway. The only thing boycotting this film is going to do is rob you of the experience of seeing it.

Comment by The Master

May 18th 2010 17:24
I agree that only an idiot would believe Mexicans are violent and evil, but the point is that almost EVERYONE in america is mentally retarded, and that's not joke we already have people saying this movie is a Battle cry for Mexican Revolution in america which is beyond retarded and yet they're doing it anyway and the Minute Men and other groups are using it for those purposes

Comment by Evvy

May 19th 2010 04:32
Wow. That is retarded. It's difficult to believe that people can be so stupid.

Comment by The Master

May 20th 2010 18:07
LOL and believe it or not that Conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones is talking about how dangerous the movie is because it inspires Mexicans and other dark skinned people to try and hurt whites and Overthrow the Government. What a Fucking poser

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