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"I RECOGNISE TERROR AS THE FINEST EMOTION AND SO I WILL TRY TO TERRORISE THE READER. BUT IF I CANNOT TERRIFY, I WILL TRY TO HORRIFY, AND IF I CANNOT HORRIFY, I'LL GO FOR THE GROSS-OUT. I'M NOT PROUD." --- STEPHEN KING ::::::::::::: Spoilers for plot points and resolutions can occur within my movie reviews with or without warning. Read at your own risk.
Ex-pat South-African director Richard Stanley, an auteur of sorts, burst onto the scene back in 1990 with his rogue sf-horror Hardware, a low-budget shocker that quickly gained a cult following. He followed up with an hallucinatory desert vision of a demon in human guise, Dust Devil (1992), however the movie was plagued with executive interference and distribution hell, yet still gained a fervent cult following.

Hardware Mark and Jill
In 1996 Stanley was hired to direct the big budget remake of The Island of Dr. Moreau, a cautionary tale of human-animal hybridization. It starred Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando (and an unrecognizable Eric Roth under elaborate makeup). Legend has it that Brando, playing the extreme eccentric, clashed with the director so swiftly and profoundly that Stanley was fired from production after only a handful of days shooting. Apparently Stanley snuck back onto the set disguised in a dog-man mask (!).

In 2006 Stanley co-wrote the under-rated and little seen ghost tale The Abandoned, directed by Spanish maverick Nacho Cerda. Currently Stanley is in pre-production on two action-thrillers, one called Vacation, set in the future where an American couple are stranded in a remote island paradise after a nuclear exchange wipes out most of the outside world, and they are forced to face the local population which turns on them. The second movie is called The Bones of the Earth (based on an earlier screenplay by the brilliant, late Donald Cammell) and sports a wonderfully lurid premise: A brain-damaged master survivalist is determined to exact a terrible revenge on the millionaire clients of a professional stalker on the verge of retirement.

Other unproduced screenplay adaptations he’s penned include: Shadowland by Peter Straub (one of Stanley's favorite novels), The Damnation Game by Clive Barker, The Three Stigmata Of Palmer Eldritch by Philip K. Dick, Flicker by Theodore Roszak, Cocaine Nights by J.G. Ballard and The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen.

Most recently Stanley was asked to submit his favourite Italian horror movies for the fantastic publication The Book Of Lists: Horror, and offer some rationale behind his selection, which, not-surprisingly, features mostly work by Bava, Argento and Fulci, the holy trinity of spaghetti nightmares.

I readily agree with half of Stanley’s selection, a few I haven’t seen (and very much want to!), and one that although I’m not much of a fan of, I can understand what Stanley gleans from it. What I particularly enjoy though is Stanley’s articulate appreciation of the oneiric, feverish quality of many of these movies, and how traditional narrative logic has to be suspended when viewing these phantasmogorical, often purely cinematic experiences.

Kill Baby ... Kill! movie poster
1. Kill Baby … Kill! (1966)
Directed by Mario Bava
“Stirring the usual clichés into a vortex of Kafkaesque dreamscapes, exemplified by the sequence in which the protagonist literally pursues himself through a series of identical chambers, slowly but surely gaining ground, only to find he has gained nothing at all.

2. Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971)
Directed by Dario Argento
“Byzantine plotting, warped sexual politics, swaggering set-pieces … and the most elegantly eroticized auto accident ever committed to film … one of my favourite flicks of all time, nationality and taxonomy aside.”

3. Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972)
Directed by Lucio Fulci
“Fulci’s finest hour-and-a-half, and a further sampling of the transgressive possibilities of the giallo. A brace of strong performances, striking location photography, and a powerfully understated score.”
Lisa and the Devil
4. Lisa and the Devil (1972)
Directed by Mario Bava
“Some movies, like wars, can only be understood when inebriated or under the influence of powerful mind-altering substances. The entire film seems unstuck in time and place, with names, identities, and relationships fluctuating alarmingly. While admittedly an acquired taste, [it] remains unsurpassed in all its baffling glory.”

5. Deep Red (1975)
Directed by Dario Argento
“The giallo comes of age with a cinematic tour-de-force that turned the genre on its head. Like a demented hall of mirrors, the film’s surfaces conceal countless games of gender, perception, and identity. A bleeding masterpiece.”
Deep Red

6. Suspiria (1977)
Directed by Dario Argento
“From the opening frames, the viewer is propelled into an utterly different world, where normal rules no longer apply. The story, characters, and dialogue are subservient to a full-throttle assault on the senses; sound and constantly shifting multicoloured lighting are amped to the max.”

7. Zombie Flesh-Eaters (1979)
Directed by Lucio Fulci
“Rushed into production to capitalize on the success of George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead (which was re-titled Zombi in Italy, while this movie was originally called Zombi 2), this dime-store imitation is to some extent an improvement on the original. It may well be the greatest exploitation movie of all time …”
Cannibal Holocaust
8. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Directed by Ruggero Deodato
“No overview of the genre would be complete without mention of what many consider the most infamous horror movie ever made. The self-reflexive structure serves as an apt metaphor for Western exploitation of the Third World … the fictional crew committing to camera a series of scenes utterly beyond the pale of acceptable civilised human conduct in what amounts to … an enduring monument to mankind’s capacity for evil.”

9. Inferno (1980)
Directed by Dario Argento
“Argento’s follow-up to Suspiria … Developing the conceit of an infernal trinity akin to the three Norns, or sorrows, the maestro turns in his most undisciplined and essentially dreamlike work, a lunatic farrago of murderous events that take place around a Gothic apartment building which conceals the lair of Mater Tenebrarum, Our Lady of Darkness. Argento liberates himself to create his finest set-pieces, working at full-throttle, completely off his trolley and at the top of his form.”
Inferno

10. The Beyond (1981)
Directed by Lucio Fulci
“Fulci’s gumbo-flavoured phantasmagoria takes off from familiar material to craft an incoherent fever-dream of a movie. As with other examples of what Fulci and Argento term “total cinema”, attempts to analyze or deconstruct events along traditional generic lines are hopeless. All you can do is sit back and experience this mad dog of a movie until you either vow to put it behind you or submit to its weird rhythms. Of course, a six-pack of beers or liberal recourse to other intoxicants goes a long way towards disengaging the conscious mind so that this visionary epic can be enjoyed on its own freakish terms. Fulci’s excremental opus is lurid and elusive by turns, a stumbling block to conventional motions of art, criticism, and rational thought.”
The Beyond

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Wolf Creek Cassandra Magrath
I was given the best book for my birthday, The Book of Lists: Horror, which was published 2008. One of the three authors, Amy Wallace, co-edited the original bestselling The Book of Lists with her brother and father back in 1977. I love lists, and as an adolescent I relished reading the weird and wonderful selections published by the Wallace family; one that stands out in my memory was the macabre list of Possible Jack the Ripper Victims (in gory detail).

I was very impressed that Amy Wallace had the inclination to delve into the Darkness and compile a thoroughly delectable array of inspired tastes and insightful opinions from a small pool of horrorphilic staff writers and numerous renowned figures from the horror arts and entertainment (chiefly writers and directors). And the gallows humour is mixed beautifully with scholarly indulgence.

Over the coming weeks I’m sure many of these lists will find there way into my blog posts in form or another, whether it be inspiring me to compile my own version, or to simply present the opinion of a celebrity horrorphile whose perspective I admire. For example, Edgar Wright, the director of Shaun of the Dead (2004) and the faux-trailer to Don’t, which features in the intermission of Grindhouse (2007). He submitted a Top Ten “Ouch I’m Sorry, But That Has Got To Hurt!” Moments In Horror Films. I agreed with most of them, and decided to do my own similarly-themed list.

Here are seven instances of explicit agony presented within a nightmare movie where, if you’re in a cinema, you can feel the whole audience collectively wince. Some of them are small injuries, yet they tap into a universal sense of empathy (which is the angle Edgar Wright’s list took, a few of which feature on my list), others are exquisitely visceral in an immediate and overwhelming way. And, for the record, none of the torture porn in the Saw movies holds any weight here.

In no particular order:

Wolf Creek (2005)
Greg Mclean shows viewers some pretty nasty stuff that top end killer has been doing in his shed and garage, including the ol’ head on a stick business. But the moment that actually has the most wince power of the whole movie is a simple swipe of Mick Taylor (John Jarrett)‘s fuck-off big knife and oopsy-daisy, he’s lopped off all of poor Liz (Cassandra Magrath)’s fingers, which scatter on the floor. Her grimacing, hysterical reaction shot as she clutches what’s left of her hand is the icing on the proverbial cake. Digit loss always causes a strong reaction (see The Burning for similar effect).

The Thing (1982)
At gunpoint MacCready (Kurt Russell) forces the rest of his surviving Antarctic team to undergo a blood test to determine who is and is not one of those things. In close-up with a scalpel he slits open the pad of his thumb and a big dollop of blood wells up out of the wound. Thanks to Rob Bottin’s superb special make-up effect and authentic accompanying foley the moment receives a guaranteed “OW!” from viewers.

The Evil Dead (1982)
Forget all the explicit full-body dismemberment, even the confronting supernatural rape by tree branches and vines, hands-down the most excruciating moment in the whole movie is when a possessed Cheryl (Ellen Sandweiss) takes a sharpened HB pencil and thrusts into the soft part of Linda (Betsy Baker)’s ankle and proceeds to twist it in and around. Man, I writhed and grimaced something chronic in my cinema seat when I first witnessed that moment on the big screen. Yie, yie, yieee!

Deep Red (1975)
Dario Argento is another man with a PhD in the simulation of extreme agony. His murder set-pieces are legendary. I was inclined to include the brilliantly savage sequence in Opera involving a short wide dagger and a young man’s under-jaw, but instead opted for the same moment Edgar Wright includes in his list: Prof. Giordani (Glauco Mauri) is menaced by a creepy mechanical doll, then struck about the head before being manhandled violently toward the marble mantelpiece where the poor man has his teeth bashed out against the edge. Oh dear God, the humanity (and, although not strictly horror, yes, a very similar scene in American History X has become equally notorious, but more widely viewed).
Audition Eihi Shiina
Audition (1999)
Takashi Miike knows pain. He inflicts it with relish. The needlework he employs in Imprint, and to a lesser degree in this movie, is memorable in the most nightmarish way. But the sequence that follows the acupuncture – and just as importantly, the sound effect – where Asami (Eihi Shiina) takes piano wire and steadily (like two woodsman working on a big tree with their trusty double-handled saw) slices through the flesh and bone of Shigeharu (Ryo Ishabashi)’s ankles, severing both his feet, was almost enough for me to feel faint.

The Fly (1986)
David Cronenberg loves the disintegration of the human body, the vulnerability of the flesh. Before Seth Brundle (Jeff Goldbum) begins to fall apart he experiences superhuman strength, and in a display of this he challenges a large, intimidating man to an arm wrestle where upon at the sweaty climax of the bout (and deftly punctuating the end of the scene) Seth simply snaps the man’s arm, and - along with the cringe-inducing sound effect - produces a most shocking compound fracture that everyone watching the movie feels intensely.

Oldboy (2003)
At the climax of this violent, yet beautiful movie, the central character of Dae-su Oh (Min-sik Choi) in a desperate challenge against his cool, calm and collected foe Woo-jin Lee (Ji-tae Yu), yet ultimately in an act of submission, takes a razor-blade and vigorously cuts through his tongue until it is severed. The act is not shown graphically, but implied strongly from alternate angles and framing, and it is utterly gruesome to experience, especially since the audience has been feeling such sympathy for Dae-su.

Day of the Dead (1985)
All the flesh-tearing, gut-munching aside, George Romero’s masterpiece features an astonishing moment of shocking dismemberment courtesy of special effects make-up magician Tom Savini when unconscious Miguel (Antone Dileo), who has had his forearm bitten by a zombie, has to have it amputated. Then to add insult to injury, his lover Sarah (Lori Cardille) is forced to cauterize the huge wound. Miguel immediately regains consciousness and screams like a bastard. Oh yeah, we hear ya Miguel!
30 Days of Night Manu Bennett
30 Days of Night (2007)
The brutal no-holds-barred savagery of this monstrously good vampire flick hits a high note of “Damn, that’s gotta hurt!” when Billy (Manu Bennett) has his head cut off by a blunt axe courtesy of Eben (Josh Hartnett). It takes several attempts, as each time Eben swings into the side of Billy’s neck his head lolls further to one side, still not quite severed. It’s messy, exquisitely horrific, and must have tickled something wicked.

Hard Candy (2005)
It’s been a battle of wits, a nasty psychological game of predator and prey, between young Hayley (Ellen Page) and older Jeff (Patrick Wilson). But everything is taken to a whole new level of shock tactics when Jeff awakens from being drugged to discover Hayley is performing genital surgery on him, to be precise, a castration. I challenge any man watching this movie not to clutch their crotch in involuntary protection whilst this ghastly scene is playing out, it cuts deep.

Hellraiser (1987)
Clive Barker is a man who savours the finer points of exquisite pain; many of his novels languish in the indulgence of agony, infused with an otherworldly adoration. In his debut feature he features a stunning moment of abject, grisly horror that set new standards in the on-screen perversity of graphic violence; Frank/Larry (Andrew Robinson) being literally torn apart by the demon cenobites hooks that are dug deep into the flesh of his body and face. Two words: “Jesus wept!”

Chopper (2000)
There’s the infamous ear-slicing scene in Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs, and although it’s a powerful moment, the scene in Andrew Dominik’s criminally under-rated portrait of standover man Mark “Chopper” Read (Eric Bana) when Chopper encourages Bluey (Dan Wyllie) to use a straight razor to slice off both of Chopper’s ears off so that he’ll be admitted to the infirmary. Bluey does a pretty good job of it, there’s blood pissing everywhere, and to viewers it’s painfully convincing. I shudder just thinking about it again.
Un Chien Andalou
Un Chien Andalou (1929) and Snip (2008)
They’re short, they’re in black and white, and they’re surrealist. The first (sixteen-minute) film, directed by Luis Bunuel and co-written with Salvador Dali, is an experimental exercise in audience manipulation which features a woman having her eyeball slit open with a straight razor in extreme close-up. Ocular horror, 'nuff said. The second (nine-minute) film by Spanish provocateur Julian Zenier focuses on a man restlessly surfing through television channels, who then sets up a video camera and standing in the middle of the room proceeds to slice huge pieces of flesh from his naked body using a Stanley knife. It is probably one of the most brilliantly harrowing - with its astonishing special effects - scenes of self-mutilation I have ever endured.

Each to their own of course, so what nightmare movie moments have you found to be excruciatingly, yet exquisite, in their agonising detail?
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BLOWING MY OWN TRAFFIC HORN

January 27th 2010 05:51
traffic
It’s always curious to see where your readers are clicking around your blog. So here are a few Orble stats for the record. The Hit Count is the raw page views (although I’m not entirely sure what “raw page views” actually are), the Individual Readers are the number of individual readers as measured by the number of IP (Internet Protocol) addresses, basically an indication as to how many people are actually reading my blog. The Link Readers are those that arrived at my blog after clicking on a link, or who clicked on a hyperlink within my blog.

Apparently if a reader types in a web address, uses their favourites list, or clicks on a link in an email (like most subscribers do) they won't register as a click (link) reader. Therefore the true number of real people who are reading your blog is somewhere between the number of click (link) readers and the number of individual readers and is usually closer to the latter.

I received the following traffic statistics today, which is from the proceeding 24 hours’ traffic. To give you an idea of Horrorphile – Pleasure of Nightmares’s popularity, the average Orble blog received a hit count of 17 and the individual readers clocked in at 6, so I guess I’m not looking too shabby with yesterday's 5229 Individual Readers and a Hit Count of nearly 11,000.

The most frequently visited movie reviews were for Cannibal Holocaust (205 individual readers), the documentary The Meth Epidemic (90 readers), the remake of Lolita (61 readers), Coppola’s Dracula (55 readers), and The Exorcist (54 readers). Doesn't sound like many, but when you include all the other clicked on posts and categories it adds up.

Cannibal Holocaust and The Meth Epidemic have been popular for awhile now (predictably Paranormal Activity was very popular for awhile too, but has recently dropped off). As far as comments go my Debate Battle! Vampires vs. Werewolves still receives comments almost daily, more than two years after I first posted it. The posts that featured the tattooed Zombie Boy and a teaser for Lucy Lui getting her gear off as a vampire in Rise have been floating frequently in the top twenty, as are the individual posts I did for those amusing name generators (werewolf, demon, and vampire).

My Orble traffic stats for Tuesday February 26th revealed that Horrorphile was not only the top blog in Film, but the top blog amongst Individual Readers, and I was the number one Orble Writer too, so of course, I couldn’t resist blowing my own horn. Admittedly I've had a higher Hit Count before, and more Individual Readers, but yesterday for the first time I was #1 across the board! Woo hoo!

Thanks to all my True Believers! Now I just need to get all my subscribers, and anyone else, to vote for their favourite vampire movie! If you’re cyber-shy and don’t want to register, you can vote anonymously, however you still have to use the comment section to do so.


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Nosferatu Max Schreck
With Twilight angst still hanging in the air, and Daybreakers science fiction breathing at the door I thought I’d put a poll together to find out just what are my True Believers’ favourite vampire movies. But let’s face it, there are at least 170 movies featuring Bram Stoker’s character Count Dracula, let alone the number of movies featuring simply vampires and those that like to drink the blood of others.

I’ve put together a list of sixty-one titles, with an option of “other” for any title(s) I’ve not included that any reader wishes to vote for (there may be two or three I suppose). Vote three points for your top favourite movie, then two points for the next favourite, and one point for your third favourite. Type your selection with the points in brackets beside it ie Let the Right One In (3), 30 Days of Night (2), Nosferatu the Vampyre (1


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The Descent
Blood Disgusting, probably the most popular horror movie site in the world, has posted their top twenty movies of the past decade as compiled by their freelance writers and in-house staff. It’s not a surprising list in the slightest, in fact it’s about as safe as houses. I even predicted the top three as I moved into the top ten (which were being revealed in groups of five from bottom to top).

Audition
I’ve seen them all except for Session 9, which has yet to be released on DVD down under. Takashi Miike’s masterpiece Audition would’ve featured very highly in my own selection had it not been released in 1999. It’s included in the Bloody Disgusting list because it wasn’t released in the US until 2000. I really enjoyed May, but it didn’t quite make my selection. I also really enjoyed the Hollywood remake of Ringu, The Ring, and agree with their comments, but I still think the Japanese original commands a wholly unique nightmarish atmosphere that Hollywood cannot replicate


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The Broken
Despite having worked as a film critic for more than fifteen years I’ve never compiled a decade’s best of list. I was resident film critic for Sydney street press magazine Revolver (now The Brag) for several years and bridged the new millennium, but I never got to publish my best of selection for the 90s, however I did get to make a list of important films of the century, so there you go.

My criteria for selection for Horrorphile - Pleasure of Nightmares’ best of the decade was pretty straight forward: the movies that have burnt their imagery onto my retina, atmospheres and textures which have permeated my skin, the nightmare tone and elements lingering in my mind long after the movie had finished


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HORRORPHILE'S BLOODY BEST OF 2009

December 28th 2009 03:50
The Broken Richard Jenkins
With so many film festivals around the world and DVD/Blu-ray a distribution force to be reckoned with, a movie's release date becomes more and more of a grey area. Let the Right One In was my favourite movie of 2008, after seeing it at the Sydney Film Festival in June. It was released theatrically in Australia earlier this year. One of my other favourites, Los Cronoscrimines (Timecrimes) which also played the 2008 Sydney Film Festival, hit the video store shelves this week. Paranormal Activity first played Screamfest in 2007, then Slamdance the following year, and finally an on-demand US release from September this year.

So after much deliberation and indecision I finally realised the only way to come to a satisfying Best Of list this year was to include movies that had had a premiere festival screening, or been released theatrically and/or on DVD in Australia during 2009. This meant including movies that may have been released overseas in cinemas in 2008, but arrived in Australia for the first time on DVD in 2009, or played in Film Festivals in Australia in 2008 and 2009 but did not receive a theatrical release, or went straight to DVD bypassing a theatrical release altogether, or – as in the case of Wake in Fright – enjoyed a re-release after thirty years of gathering dust


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Innocent Blood aka A French Vampire in America
With the New Moon upon us, and the scourge that is the Twilight Saga sucking the vampire and werewolf sub-genres dry of any truly palpable supernatural menace and carnality, it was time to unleash my own definitive selection of vampire movies (and a clutch of werewolf ones too). No doubt there’ll be a few frilly collars ruffled and a few pale cheeks reddened with rage, as I completely disregard any vampire movie that dares to dance around in tight pants and a self-important, angst-ridden gaze.

Have I actually seen Twilight (2008)? No, of course I haven’t, it’s not my cup of adolescent, melodramatic romantic twaddle; I call a spade a spade, and Twilight needs burying. Of course by the middle of next week New Moon will probably have broken some kind of box office record, and that’s sweet irony


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Paranormal Activity Katie Featherston
It's not often I have to adjust a definitive list, but a situation has arisen. I was looking at my list of 13 Scariest Movies Ever Made which I compiled a year ago, and realised there was now a glaring omission. Of course I hadn't actually seen the movie back when I made the list, but having seen Paranormal Activity in the Sydney Film Festival earlier this year, and the recent hype for the movie filtering through the media (it's currently #1 at the American box office, which both pleases me that it's kicked Saw VI's ass, but frustrates me that an essentially underground movie will end up being over-hyped a la The Blair Witch Project).

Paranormal Activity was shot in one week in the director's home for $US15,000! It has currently grossed $US22 million!! Apparently the original ending was changed at the suggestion of Steven Speilberg. I wanna know what the original ending was, and what exactly was Speilberg's suggestion? I do like the released version ending, but I'm curious if it was a compromise in any way


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Night of the Living Dead
Movie critics love making film lists. I love making lists, period. There are dozens of lists claiming the best ever zombie, werewolf and vampire movies. After viewing the list of the ten greatest zombie movies compiled by Billy Chainsaw at cult fetish magazine Bizarre, and finding his selection left chunks to be desired, I decided it was about bloody time I spilled my own dark blood on the fleshy matter.

The Bizarre list is in no particular order (always the safe option, but a bit of an opinionated cop-out if you ask me), and it’s only half as visceral as a top ten list should be; basically it simply isn’t hardcore enough. Call me old-fashioned, but zombie movies should kick fucking ass, and rip bloody shreds. Here's their selection


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Frankenstein's birthday
It’s that time of year again! I’m celebrating a third year under the Orble blog umbrella in the Darkness of my Pleasure of Nightmares. Happy Birthday Horrorphile!

In the three years I’ve been hosting and moderating this rather popular blog I’ve waxed lyrical over more than 370 movies (and slated a dozen or so), I’ve indulged in the exhibition of more than twenty movie poster and art galleries, concocted nearly thirty quizzes, and spouted vitriol time and time again about the Hollywood remake/sequel machine. But as my loyal readers will know, I keep it real, and I keep coming back to the classics, or to be more precise, my favourite nightmare movies


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2nd Annual Horrorphile Hall Of Infamy 2009

1. The Exorcist
(USA, 1973) Directed by William Friedkin

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Horrorphile 2nd Annual Hall of Infamy - art by Steven Stahlberg
The time has come again to find out which nightmare movies are your favourites. Last year’s inaugural list was decided from a list of 69 titles I compiled and then voted for by my readers. Five selections could be be voted for, and my rule of thumb determined the final list: thirteen movies made up the 1st Annual Hall of Infamy.

For the 2nd Annual Hall of Infamy the voting system has been adjusted slightly. The existing Hall of Infamy titles automatically receive 10 points each. You can vote - via comment - for any movie you like, including any in the Hall of Infamy, giving your top selection 5 points, your next 4 points, then 3, 2 and 1. When I tally up the votes any movies with tied points it will be my prerogative to decide which title wins the tie


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Almuric by Robert E. Howard cover art
Rather than remaking classic movies, what about adaptations of novels that haven’t yet been done? There are dozens of brilliant novels aching to be filmed. Of course whether or not they’d turn out to be decent movies is an entirely different matter, dependent on too many variables to mention. But let’s daydream for a moment, shall we?

These six novels had a profound effect on me. I’ll list them in the rough order I read them, which, coincidentally, happens to be the rough order in which they were written. A couple of them I’m sure have come very close to being filmed, but for some reason or another the circumstances haven’t been right; usually creative differences between producers, directors and screenwriters, or the funding simply fell through


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I found an interesting list on Entertainment Weekly from October of last year compiled by acclaimed original movie brat William Friedkin who made The Exorcist (1973) and the hugely under-rated and rarely seen Sorcerer (1977, a remake of cult French nerve-shredder The Wages of Fear), as well as the exceptional crime thrillers The French Connection and To Live and Die in L.A. (1985, which I plan to review in the future, along with Sorcerer when I find a decent edition on DVD).
Profondo Rosso aka Deep Red
Friedkin was asked to select thirteen must-see horror movies and make a statement on each. A few choice picks, and a few I haven’t seen, but I was most taken by Friedkin’s acknowledgment and praise of Dario Argento, who shares with Friedkin (and his fellow movie brat Brian DePalma) a love of pure cinema storytelling (ie a strong visual style, often relying just on sound and image). Argento was the only director on the list who had two movies.

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What MOVIE would you REMAKE?

February 12th 2009 06:20
As the steady stream of remakes/re-envisionings, reboots/retakes, re-jigs ... re-whatever, begin to overwhelm the movie market I decided to play Devil’s advocate and pose the question: What movie would you like to see remade and which director would you have at the helm? Keep in mind I’m referring to the “nightmare” criteria I base my blog on.

4D Man movie poster
Here are five movies that were released more than twenty-five years ago, which is decent enough gap between versions. These five movies were all relatively low-budget and were considered trashy at the time, and are generally considered trashy now. A couple of these are downright terrible


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FACES of HORROR

February 2nd 2009 01:50
An American Werewolf in London nightmare
I decided to put together a gallery of some of the most recognisable and most affecting faces from horror movies. With the exception of Max Schreck as Graf Orlock in F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu (1922), all the figures presented are from the modern horror era. I was tempted to put Boris Karlof in amongst them, but to be honest, as seminal as his bolted-neck, square head is, he’s strangely endearing in a mutant teddy-bear kind of way.

Hannibal Lecter and muzzle
I’ve listed them in chronological order, so there’s no this face is more horrifying than that. It’s simply a list of thirteen faces that have come to define the genre. One can argue that several of these mugs have become over-exposed, and so their shock effect has been softened. And one can argue that several of these are not about the actual face, but what exactly is behind the mask …? The mask becomes the face which enhances the mystery which intensifies the dread


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Horrorphile's BLOODY BEST of 2008

December 29th 2008 04:01
Let the Right One In
It’s been a very full-on last few weeks. No rest for the wicked. I’m a professional DJ so the silly season is the busiest time of the year for me, with the three most important sets over the next three days. It was my 40th birthday the weekend before last and the theme was film noir. A lot of speakeasy fun was had. Then there was the Christmas festivities, and now the New Year’s shindigs.

Apologies to my loyal readers for the lack of posts over this period, but I’ll be gettin’ back in the horror swing in the new year


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Day of the Dead title card
I had to follow up my previous post – 13 Scariest Movies Ever Made – with this one. It just wouldn’t be right if I didn’t. However when it comes down to it, compiling this list is a lot more difficult. I thought it would be easy. But the ugly truth of the matter is there are a lot more graphically violent movies than there are intensely scary ones. To be precise; the kinds of movies that meet my criteria for “scariest” are fewer than the ones that meet my criteria for “goriest”.

Braindead 1991 baby carnage
Splitting headache courtesy of zombie baby
Firstly I had to eliminate the ones that are full of bloody carnage, but the blood doesn’t look real (i.e. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead and Argento’s Suspiria). That gets rid of quite a few. Then I had to disregard the ones that try to gross the audience out with dismemberment and disembowelment, but the guts look like plastic tubing and the severed limbs look like papier-mâché. That’s another bunch dealt to


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