What are some EXPLOITATION-HORROR movie essentials?
January 31st 2008 05:13
Keeping on the grindhouse tip, I’ve made a list of thirteen essential elements (liable to cause argument) that would feature nicely within the context of a sleazy, nasty, horror movie. I had dirty, reprehensible, misanthropic fun here.
So if you had to pick four of these to feature in a movie that you’d like to see, which ones would you pick? And then give your piece of midnight movie filth a title.
1. A psychopathic smack addict always shooting up in different and more extreme parts of their ravaged body, until they resort to a needle in the eye.
2. A stripper with a big bush and huge fake tits stealing from her sleazy, sociopathic boss.
3. A killer wearing the skinned face of a victim makes strange grunts and moans, and is attacked by the skinned victim who’s still alive!
4. A huge homosexual vampire stalks the NY underground gay scene, yet always vomits up blood after the kill.
5. A sorority house full of horny girls is attacked by a bunch of lesbian bikers.
6. Zombies overrun a small town, but are kept at bay by a young man armed with a huge razor-bladed bulldozer
7. A deep red fog rolls in spreading a hideous flesh-melting contagious disease, survivors flee, but some are already infected.
8. Head villian gets a machete straight through the head, cleaving his menacing face in half.
9. Cute boy and girl creep through scary cemetery, smoke a joint and make out in an open crypt while strange noises surround them.
10. Mad scientist tries experimental “progressive” neuro-surgery on humans, but his mutant assistant turns out to be an even crazier psychopath when he indulges in necrophilia with the dead abandoned victims.
11. Deep in the jungle a bunch of drug-addled cowboys hold fort while local cannibals attack.
12. An evil supernatural force descends upon a forest mansion causing the holiday couples to become sex-crazed killers, eventually only one couple is left, and they both commit suicide by hari-kari.
13. Gangs of murderous thugs go on the rampage during Halloween, with horrific tricks in store for the rich families.
Well I’m using #5, #9, #13 and #8.
My twisted horror flick is gonna be called Tricks, No Treats.
So if you had to pick four of these to feature in a movie that you’d like to see, which ones would you pick? And then give your piece of midnight movie filth a title.
1. A psychopathic smack addict always shooting up in different and more extreme parts of their ravaged body, until they resort to a needle in the eye.
2. A stripper with a big bush and huge fake tits stealing from her sleazy, sociopathic boss.
3. A killer wearing the skinned face of a victim makes strange grunts and moans, and is attacked by the skinned victim who’s still alive!
4. A huge homosexual vampire stalks the NY underground gay scene, yet always vomits up blood after the kill.
5. A sorority house full of horny girls is attacked by a bunch of lesbian bikers.
6. Zombies overrun a small town, but are kept at bay by a young man armed with a huge razor-bladed bulldozer
7. A deep red fog rolls in spreading a hideous flesh-melting contagious disease, survivors flee, but some are already infected.
8. Head villian gets a machete straight through the head, cleaving his menacing face in half.
9. Cute boy and girl creep through scary cemetery, smoke a joint and make out in an open crypt while strange noises surround them.
10. Mad scientist tries experimental “progressive” neuro-surgery on humans, but his mutant assistant turns out to be an even crazier psychopath when he indulges in necrophilia with the dead abandoned victims.
11. Deep in the jungle a bunch of drug-addled cowboys hold fort while local cannibals attack.
12. An evil supernatural force descends upon a forest mansion causing the holiday couples to become sex-crazed killers, eventually only one couple is left, and they both commit suicide by hari-kari.
13. Gangs of murderous thugs go on the rampage during Halloween, with horrific tricks in store for the rich families.
Well I’m using #5, #9, #13 and #8.
My twisted horror flick is gonna be called Tricks, No Treats.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I would choose numbers: 3,4,8. I'd say that I'd call it Come Homo With Me.....but that just sound like gay porn. So perhaps I'd title it : Dressed to Kill. Na, that's lame. I'm going to have to go away and think on this one!
Comment by Damo
Here is one from my true stories vault.
Cranial relocation as a treatment for mental illness.
The person from Victoria performing them was charge with manslaughter in one case.
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
I would choose... 3, 8, 9 and 10. Dead Centre.
Michaelie
Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Degenerate Bikers Fall To A Lesbionic Rage
I'm attached to direct.
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Damo, you need to give your flick a title.
Comment by Damo
Who Will be Tempted?
Who Will Judged?
Who Will be Sent to the Asylum for Treatment?
Who Will Meet Dr Hands?
What every you do this Summer don't get horny!
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by steven Jones
From a true horror fan
Steven
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile