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THAT German cannibal

February 1st 2007 12:59
Armin Meiwes' cannibalistic smile
I’ve just finished reading Cannibal - The True Story Behind the Maneater of Rotenburg by Lois Jones. It’s a pulpy quick read, not exceptionally well written, but adequate enough in providing the morbidly fascinating and bizarrely gruesome details of this most outlandish crime of unbridled horror.

In 2001 Armin Meiwes, a polite and unassuming German native in his early 40s, placed an ad in an internet chat room catering to cannibals, modern cannibals that is (and apparently there’s a disturbingly large underworld of these sociopathic individuals).

“Looking for a well-built man, 18-30 years old, for slaughter” read the ad. Armin received hundreds of replies. Over two-hundred of these offered themselves up for his consumption. All of these whom Armin contacted directly through email never followed through with actually meeting Armin in person … except one; Bernd Juergen Brandes.

Bernd had a deep-rooted desire to be eaten by another human being. Armin wanted desperately to satisfy his own craving for cooked human flesh. Both men were deeply disturbed individuals who had been having these fantasies since they were pubescent boys. They were sexual fantasies, but rather than fellatio and intercourse; they were about devouring and being devoured. It was carnality taken to utter hardcore extreme.

Armin met Bernd at the train station and took him back to his dilapidated farmhouse where he had lived with his overbearing mother all his life until she died. Armin took Bernd upstairs to his custom built slaughter room. They indulged fleetingly in normal sexual activity, but there was something much more important on their menu.

Eventually, after Bernd had consumed many sleeping pills and glasses of Schnapps, the two men prepared to cannibalize. Armin took a kitchen knife and chopped off Bernd’s erect penis (but only after several agonising blows). After applying a diaper-like bandage to Bernd’s profusely bleeding penile stump the two men rushed downstairs to the kitchen and hurriedly tried to fry Bernd’s severed member. Bernd was delirious. Armin was equally excited. But the penis proved too chewy for impatient Bernd and then it burnt in the pan; not the succulent and tender piece of flesh Bernd had hoped it would be. Yet Armin was thinking more of Bernd’s rump steaks and thigh fillets.

They returned upstairs and Armin assisted Bernd into the bathtub where he proceeded to lose blood at a rapid rate. But Bernd was content. He knew of Armin’s intentions. They had agreed on this from the start. They had made a contract with each other. As Bernd had stated to Armin early on, “There is absolutely no way back now, only forwards, through your teeth”.

It took eight hours for Bernd to slip into a coma. At 4am Armin ended Bernd’s life, plunging the kitchen knife repeatedly into Bernd’s throat as he lay naked and prone on the makeshift slaughtering table. Then he hung Bernd from meat hooks in what is known in cannibal circles as the Gein Configuration and proceeded to butcher him; first he bled the body, then he severed the head by slicing away the neck muscle and twisting the head off where the spinal cord met the skull.

He went on to skin the body, gutting the carcass, then removing the legs and arms. It was long and arduous work. But Armin took great ardour in it. He had videotaped the entire butchery so that he could watch it all again for his own discrete pleasure. But what he was looking forward to most would be the eating and ingesting of Bernd, slowly and surely, which is exactly what he did over the next 18 months.

He got caught of course. A curious student dabbling in one of the cannibal chat rooms started a communiqué with Armin which eventually freaked the student out when he realized Armin was quite serious in his taste for human flesh. The frightened young man contacted police, whom quickly identified Armin, went to his house with a search warrant and found substantial evidence; from several thousand images of torture and deviant porn on his computers to the elaborate death chamber upstairs.

This brings me to Armin Meiwes' subsequent trial and sentencing in January 2004 where the jury returned a verdict of manslaughter, much to the horror and disbelief of most of Germany (and the rest of the world).

Armin Meiwes’ defense was claiming “killing on demand” (similar to euthanasia); that Bernd Brandes had wanted to die and be eaten. But the prosecuting attorneys were set on murder of the first degree with a minimum of 15 years.

(I might be a gorehound, a terrorfreak, a horrorphile, but I pity the poor souls in the courtroom who were forced to witness Armin’s video footage of Bernd’s slaughter.)

So Armin got eight years, with a chance of walking free in four years if he is a good boy in prison. Almost immediately after Armin’s lawyer told him publishers were already fighting for the rights to his life story, and a bidding war had broken out over the film rights as well.

There have been a couple of German films made already, based on the events, but nothing of any real impact. Perhaps German director Tom (Perfume) Tykwer will get down and dirty? Or maybe it’ll be that appalling Bavarian hack Uwe Boll who’ll get his hands on it. Argh!

Grimm Love movie poster
An American movie has been made more recently titled Butterfly: A Grimm Love Story with Kerri Russell as a student who chooses as her thesis a case very similar to that of Armin and Bernd, even involving a snuff tape of the butchery. The film has been banned in Germany for infringing on Meiwes rights (!), but has been sold for international release under the title Grimm Love and will be released in the states in March of this year.

Here's the trailer to the "grim love story", which does look promising, however, I wonder how hardcore any of those movies actually are? I mean, we’re talking about real life modern cannibalism here, not the fictional world of Thomas Harris. You gotta go the whole hog, so to speak ....


But of course there’s the very controversial food for thought which lingers on the palette; Should Armin Meiwes have been given a life sentence? He could be out on the streets again in a year or so … trawling the underworld cannibal sites like Cannibal Café, Gourmet and Eaten Up, searching for his next “long pig”.

Oink, oink.

* the images on this page were taken from the following wikipedia pages:
Armin Meiwes and Butterfly: A Grimm Love Story
They are licensed under the GNU Free Document License

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Comment by David

February 1st 2007 13:17
Bryn ...

One of the best reads I've had for a while ... Can't wait for the film ... (Can't wait to do a director's course and start making some reality films ... either ...

David ...

Comment by Bryn

February 1st 2007 14:04
Ahhh, my favourite nut, cheers my man, thanks for the kind words ... yes, the movie does entice ... in a darkly gastronomic way ... I wonder what a cannibal's flatulence would be like? If pork is anything to go by, then probably foul as hell ....
Reality flicks huh?

Comment by Tracy

February 1st 2007 20:33
Hi Bryn

I've never heard of anything like it...I doubt if I could sit through the film, I feel queasy just reading about it..

Tracy

Comment by Damo

February 1st 2007 21:59
Good read
Now where did I keep my barf bag?

Strange how a the story of a person fascinated by cannibalism can become a film to satisfy the desires of more people who are fascinated by cannibalism.

Is art imitating life or will life try to imitate art which is imitating life which is....

Comment by JohnDoe

February 1st 2007 22:45
Fun read first thing on a friday morning, fascinating stuff...though the keri Russell film looks a little made for TV like, maybeit will be good...

If you havent read them yet Bryn I recommend Hunting Humans by Elliot Leyton which theorises on the social and cultural mnotivations of the most notorious serial killer.

Also MindHunter which is all about the art of profiling and delves deep into the sociopathic, psychotic mind of the big hitters. Its written by John Douglas and Mark Olshaker real life FBI profilers who developed most of the techniques still used today...

Last one would be Forty Years of Murder which is written by Professor Keith Simpson of Scotland Yard. The guy who caughht John Christie and worked on the acid bath murders.



Great read as always my friend

Comment by KylieW

February 1st 2007 23:42
Bryn,

Bloody great post (pun intended)!

I'm not sure how good the Grimm Love movie will be, but the book sounds grotesque and fascinating. I'm not sure who is more disturbed, Armin for slaughtering and eating Bernd....or Bernd for volunteering to be slaughtered and eaten????

A book I read on Fred and Rosemary West....it might have been called Happy Like Murderers....but I can't recall exactly. Great read and very disturbing.

I feel so sorry for those jurors who had to watch Armin's video!!! ***shudder***

Kylie

Comment by Ash

February 2nd 2007 00:17
I agree with Kylie on this one...

I'm not sure who is more disturbed, Armin for slaughtering and eating Bernd....or Bernd for volunteering to be slaughtered and eaten????

very bizarre!

Mindhunter
is a good movie btw

slightly queasy...
ash


Comment by JohnDoe

February 2nd 2007 01:19
Ash your thinking of Michael mann's Manhunter, the best of teh hannibal films.

This book is MindHunter which is essentially the
story of the real life dude who caught Bundy, Dharmer etc..going deep into the black psyche of killers

Comment by MelissaA

February 2nd 2007 01:27
What a lovely story to read over lunch! ; )
I think I'd better put my pizza back down for a while now! Funny thing that.

I always wondered about this, the whole story of it - well there you go - be careful what you wish for as they say.

I thought 1 man offering himself up to be eaten was bad enough, but to know that there were more than 200 candidates!!! *shakes head*

Comment by Ash

February 2nd 2007 03:04
My bad JD I didnt read your comment properly. There is also a movie called Mindhunter with Christian Slater in which is about FBI profiling - i automatically jumped to that one - bit of selective reading going on there

Comment by JohnDoe

February 2nd 2007 03:47
Oh god, that straight to video shit Mindhunter was an embarrasment even by Christian Slater standards...I was trying to forget it ever existed

No chance of that now

Comment by Ash

February 2nd 2007 03:57
*lol* yep that`s the one! always willing to bring back happy memories The man didn`t last too long in it, if memory serves correctly.

Comment by Cibbuano

February 2nd 2007 04:33
damn... the disturbing part, for me, is that guy wanted to get eaten. And that he had hundreds of replies!

How many cannibals do we have among us? Is Bryn one?


Comment by Damo

February 2nd 2007 05:16
If native call people long Piggy.
And we taste like Roast Piggy,
Do we have crackle like roast Piggy?

And what ever happened to Wa Wa?


Comment by Bryn

February 2nd 2007 05:49
Most excellent comments fair readers (and writers)!
Yes, I've been having strange dreams since the book ... and I wake up with a craving for pork crackling ... (muah-ha-ha-ha!) ... yes, Cibby, care to come round to mine for din-dins? I do a delicious rare ham-string in garlic and white wine ...
JD, yeah, was wondering what the title was on Dahmer ... cheers! It's all research of course!
Yup, apparently Europe, and especially Germany, is crawling with modern cannibals, the Armin Meirwes case opened a whole can o' mealworms!
Curiously, I wonder how one accesses some of those cannibal sites ... ?? In the book the police had to get Armin to assist them in doing so ... so I guess one can't simply type in "cannibal cafe" in google then ... (not that I've tried mind you ... not yet, anyhow ... heh heh heh ...)

Comment by Tracy

February 2nd 2007 05:55
Hi KylieW

I read that Rosemary and Fred West book too. It was disturbing but very good...

Comment by Damo

February 2nd 2007 06:17
Cannibal Cafe?
I bet it is BYO.

Comment by MelissaA

February 2nd 2007 06:52
LMAO at that comment Damo

Comment by JohnDoe

February 2nd 2007 07:27
I heard they only sell finger food

Comment by Damo

February 2nd 2007 08:00
Take away
Do you want eyes with that?

Comment by DuskDevi

February 2nd 2007 08:01
Blood sausages and Sour Krauts...

I think I'm going to hurl.


Comment by Nina

February 2nd 2007 10:38
When a movie is made I don't think I will be seeing it. These movies are always taken to a disturbing new level when they are based on truth.

Comment by Bryn

February 3rd 2007 01:28
Ahhh, yes, gallows humour ... one can't resist it with such an obviously morbid and twisted subject ...
cheers guys!

Comment by Adrian

February 5th 2007 22:35
Have to confess my psychopathic tendencies. It's not clear to me that Armin Meiwes should have been charged, since I'm pro-euthanasia for people who are rational and sane (don't know whether that applied in this case), and since I reckon that consenting adults should be allowed to do pretty much whatever they like as long as it doesn't affect anyone else.

The main problem, in my mind, is that once you make a choice like this, there's no going back. Should rational, sane, and consenting adults be prohibited from making irreversible choices?

Similar questions arise in the case of body dysmorphics in general. People who want to cut their fingers off and sew them to their chests, etc.

Comment by Bryn

February 6th 2007 07:15
Body dysmorphics. Jesus! I hadn't heard of them! My God, Adrian, you've given me a great idea for a horror movie!!! I think I'll write the screenplay and send it to David Cronenberg to direct, right up his dark little alley! I'll call it Nu-Flesh.

Comment by JohnDoe

February 7th 2007 07:28
That will work Bryn,....can i help?

Comment by Bryn

February 7th 2007 09:25
Let's collaborate JD!

Comment by Anonymous

June 6th 2007 09:17
I am looking for various sites such as the cannibal cafe and flesh and bone but i cannot come across them. If anyone on this site has any information about other cannibal sites eg: how to cook human flesh, chatrooms that give this info or just basic cannibalism facts that would really help me out please send any information to my e-mail thank you heaps. My email is willows_ugly_soul@yahoo.com

Comment by Bryn

June 7th 2007 02:51
Anonymous ... hmmmm. For your thesis of course... ? lol

Comment by Anonymous

October 16th 2007 19:19
hm. I think if " Grimm Love" isn't gorey enough I'll make a film. Or make my own gore horror. lol. fantasy.

Comment by Bryn

October 17th 2007 01:29
fair enough ... get cookin'

Comment by Anonymous

November 5th 2007 23:48
You won't find these sites on google because they exist only on Usenet. Not many people know how to access it and the police had to get him to show them how to use it. He was browsing something like alt.sex.fetishes.cannibalism or something. I think his convos with Bernd are still on the archives there or something... happy hunting

Comment by Bryn

November 6th 2007 02:29
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, I say ...

Comment by Anonymous

February 20th 2008 16:32
im scared that made me throw up........................... ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................o mg wtf is wrong with them doing stuuff then eatingwieners wtf wtf wtf brb gotta trow up........................... ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................. ........awwwww this sucks a saw those video i i saw them.. wait here more comes........................ ............................. ............................. ....................plz help meahah ah........................... ............................. .........

Comment by Bryn

February 20th 2008 22:08
Anon, take an aspirin, but don't call me in the morning ...

Comment by Anonymous

April 13th 2008 18:23
Can someone post a link online?
If it is not allowed, may i suggest.
someone, to upload a txt file on rapidshare so we all can download that file and go to the link where that video is of Armin Meiwes.

Comment by Bryn

April 15th 2008 01:10
Good luck in finding it ....

Comment by Anonymous

June 7th 2008 02:25
I just finished watching the movie and it was a huge disappointment. Boring. I would have started it with the trial, and worked more with their fantasies.

Comment by Bryn

June 8th 2008 03:58
Yeah, movie was boring, I agree ... shame. Great book though.

Comment by Anonymous

June 19th 2008 21:49
Anonymous & Bryn,

Try the following movie:
Cannibal
made in 2005
director: Marian Dora

Starts off slow, but worth the watch. Very raw.

Comment by Bryn

June 20th 2008 01:07
Anon, thanks for the hot tip, I'll look for it ... hopefully find a DVD copy easily!

Comment by ~41~

October 8th 2008 22:26
Because this is over the internet

Really Long Link

The Cannibal Cafe


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